Money Quotes
Here are a few of the latest money quotes we have found from around the web…enjoy! (Got a favorite not listed here? Leave it a comment!)
- “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
(Jackie Mason)
- “In God we trust. All others must pay cash.”
(American Saying)
- “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
(Woody Allen)
- “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
(John Updike)
- “If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem”
(JP Getty)
- “It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.”
(Family Guy)
- “The only way not to think about money… is to have a great deal of it.”
(Edith Wharton)
- “If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.”
(Old Irish saying)
- “Be rich to yourself… and poor to your friends.”
(Juvenal)
- “If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.”
(Benjamin Franklin)
- “Bart, with $10000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love!”
(Homer Simpson)
- “The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.”
(Katharine Whitehorn)
- “Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.”
(Robert W. Sarnoff)
- “All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
(Spike Milligan)
- “What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”
(Henry Youngman)
- “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like”
(Will Smith)
- “If God only gave me a clear sign… like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank.”
(Woody Allen)
- “I was so poor growing up … if I wasn’t a boy …I’d have nothing to play with”
(Rodney Dangerfield)
- “He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.”
(Anonymous)
- “Between work and family, I’m really not spending enough quality time with my money”
(Anonymous)
- “The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money”
(Johnny Carson)
- “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it”
(Bob Hope)
- “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping”
(Bo Derek)
- “When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is”
(Oscar Wilde)
- “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore”
(Yogi Berra)
- “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
(Robert Orben)
- “Always borrow money from a pessimist… he doesn’t expect to be paid back”
(Anonymous)
- “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
(Earl Wilson)
- “Don’t tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.”
(James W. Frick)
- “Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.”
(Jim Rohn)
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Comments
@ Hancock – now that should motivate people to make some mula.
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