Recession Rhymes
Recession Rhymes
By: MYM
Humpty Dumpty
Hedge fund managers sat on a wall
The over leveraged risk takers had a great fall
All the taxpayer dollars and President’s men
Tried to put the wall street pieces together again
Old King Cole
Old Uncle Sam was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he
He called for his checkbook in the middle of the night
and he called for AIG
Every hard working American believed the riddle, and a very fine riddle was he
Oh there’s none so rare, your tax dollars can’t compare
With Uncle Sam and his new best friend—AIG
Jack be Nimble
Rich be nimble
CEO’s be quick
Accredited Investors
Jumped over the regulators stick
This Little Piggy
Rich little piggy went to the market
Working little piggy stayed home
Investing piggy stared in disbelief
Because now he had none
And all the little piggy’s went
wee wee wee to their foreclosed homes
Three Blind Mice
Billions played nice
A few rolled the dice
Now they run and count their sum
They pushed bad sales and gave bad advice
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
When so few ruined it for all those playing nice?
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